Well… certainly wasn’t expecting that…
Had a dream where I walk into work, sit down at my cubicle, and start up my computer. Suddenly, without me even touching it, my computer begins to broadcast onto large TV’s placed on the ceiling around the office, and all of it is the sort of thing that would really get you in trouble at work.
I begin to panic, and try to shut down my computer, shut off the monitors, cntl + alt + del, everything, and yet nothing works, my computer continues to broadcast everything NSFW onto the monitors, and I know I’m going to get fired for sure…
Then I woke up.
THAT FIRST ONE
So this one had Wreck it Ralph meets Toy story…ish…I guess?
Vanellope Von Schweetz was in a one on one race with Taffyta Muttonfudge and ends up losing. As a result, she gets placed into a box set with three other racers (unwillingly) and is lost when one of the employees of wal-mart takes the box and throws it in the back with the rest of everything that wal-mart sells, and goes about barking orders to the rest of the employees of the shift.
We now switch to first person, where I am aware of Vanellope’s predicament and want to ask the wal-mart employees to grab the box so I can make the purchase. But my nervousness and shyness prevents me from doing so, as I begin to wonder what these employees would think of me, a male, ordering a bunch of pink candy-coated girl toys. So I just walk around nervously, trying to work up the courage to ask them, only to walk away in embarrassment.
Suddenly a woman in shining gold armor comes out, and something about the crazyness of a woman in golden armor makes it easy enough for me to ask her if she could go and find Vanellope Von Schweetz’s box set.
And then I woke up.
Decomposerdoll aka Sara Dunn - A New Addition To The Family, 2012 Paintings: Acrylics on Red Paper
SO THAT’S HOW SPORKS ARE MADE. IT’S EEEEEEEEEEVIL
(I saw this on the tumblr advertiser on the side. Not really following this blog, just reblogging this one picture because spork :P )
Feeling better about today… though nervous all the same…